tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-757691868671957214.post5418321931166807395..comments2023-10-22T08:32:40.051-04:00Comments on Abundant Absurdity: As Roger Ebert Requests, so shall I do:The Absurdisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01998472358970743359noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-757691868671957214.post-69281311876069024682010-07-21T00:56:12.196-04:002010-07-21T00:56:12.196-04:00Kashif: thanks for the, uhm, ad.
Margaret: I feel...Kashif: thanks for the, uhm, ad.<br /><br />Margaret: I feel like I've been peer reviewed. And I passed!<br /><br />Brute: Youre resserch intwo vittle socilism iz reely apreshi, appreshee, aprechia, guud.<br /><br />Answerman: It's a pleasure to see you in Absurdity Labs. Come back any time with further assignments. Next time, though, we may dispense with the sycophantic title. Hope you don't mind.<br /><br />Phoenixwoman: My pleasure! I've found that trust-funders are the most regressive that way while those who've made money themselves (from thousands to billions) are much more giving, caring and compassionate. That, alone, is a strong argument in favor of an estate tax, if you ask me. <br /><br />Kris: You must have missed "David Copperfield says 'Get A Job, You Spoiled Homeless Bum.'" It was rife with misspellings too. <br /><br />ADrinker: Doh! I knew I'd do that at least once. Fortunately I went back and put in the correct incorrect (eep!) spelling and it came up with the same results. Like, Climategate, Iwritelikegate is greatly overblown.The Absurdisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01998472358970743359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-757691868671957214.post-43674914947056448122010-07-18T13:19:38.599-04:002010-07-18T13:19:38.599-04:00you accidentally spelled amnesty correctly on #12....you accidentally spelled amnesty correctly on #12. shame on you. (wink)AquariumDrinkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04572755561121624503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-757691868671957214.post-35098460372700605452010-07-18T11:55:27.192-04:002010-07-18T11:55:27.192-04:00Wow. That Write Like engine has to be seriously fl...Wow. That Write Like engine has to be seriously flawed, because I've read works by all the authors mentioned and none of these clips sound like them. Nor spell like them. LOLUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13477977767984587418noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-757691868671957214.post-11909754154666708702010-07-18T11:25:49.796-04:002010-07-18T11:25:49.796-04:00Thanks, Jason. Lovely!
"don't spread my...Thanks, Jason. Lovely!<br /><br />"don't spread my wealth spread my work ethic" -- funnily enough, most of the people I know who spout this are white male trust fund babies who've never actually worked a day in their lives, which is why they actively hate those that do. See also the (G)libertarian/Republican War on the Waitstaff: <br /><br />http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2010/06/19/advice-for-the-lovelorn/<br /><br />http://firedoglake.com/2010/07/10/come-saturday-morning-tom-emmers-war-on-the-waitstaff/<br /><br />http://firedoglake.com/2010/07/17/come-saturday-morning-waitergate-was-emmer-lying-then-or-is-he-lying-now/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-757691868671957214.post-42619176736368986532010-07-18T11:14:26.341-04:002010-07-18T11:14:26.341-04:00I am sure this is important research, but I am not...I am sure this is important research, but I am not entirely sure why. Thank you for your work in the lab.<br />Roger Ebertanswermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00462392626477572541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-757691868671957214.post-61404432334048007512010-07-18T03:52:28.403-04:002010-07-18T03:52:28.403-04:00Maybe they meant...bank of barock [sic] us going b...Maybe they meant...bank of barock [sic] us going baroque? Ha. What do I know? I'm a socilist. Hilarious. In a frightening way. (Word verification was resserch...seems appropriate.)Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-757691868671957214.post-74978019726909196462010-07-18T03:19:35.271-04:002010-07-18T03:19:35.271-04:00I entered them in in paragraph form, placing perio...I entered them in in paragraph form, placing periods between signs and commas between obviously different thoughts. I entered them all spelled as they were and with misspellings corrected. Both were said to be like HP Lovecraft.Peghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05254799964681685222noreply@blogger.com