Thursday, July 16, 2009

I have single-handedly found a way to cure the national deficit, the debt and ensure that we, as a country, are set for life and never have to work again. You know, kinda like Bill Gates' kids and his grandkids and great, great, great, great, great grandkids. Additionally with all of the extra money we can throw the borders wide open and let anyone who wants to come here walk right in and make themselves at home. (Don't tell them we need them to do all of the work. Shhh!)

This guy just needs to ask for a refund for his pack of smokes. Yup that's it.

Trillions, it seems, are the new thousands.

2 comments:

  1. That is a great plan. And you are a true 'Merkin. I love that they pointed out how they refunded the $15 fee, too -- like that takes some of the focus away from the ineptitude. Quadrillionaire gives Oprah a new goal to shoot for...

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  2. I can see it now:

    "EVERYBODY GETS A SPACE SHUTTLE!"

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